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It's true but it's funny.
I-I... I didn't want you to find out this way.
I've been going to meetings and I'm trying to stay sober.
Yeah, well, anyway, so I called him
♪ Which man's more acute ♪
♪ Eight, three, go... ♪
Here, in-in West Covina?
and we use protection.
(Rebecca breathing rapidly) (footfalls ascending stairs)
now we can have some...
(laughing): Okay. Kiss time.
Like a bronze platter.
I hear you, universe, loud and clear.
I'm already in school.
Ovunation is... the best.
Uh, mm, is it neither or kind of both?
This semester!
Yeah.
♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪
- Oh. - Mmm.
Yeah, me neither. I'm starving.
What's this? Okay, just
I can't take the test right now, okay?
I am so worried about you.
but now that you're in recovery,
I hear you. Guardy.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
(crying): And Josh broke up with me.
Rebecca...
I don't know, I think it's just a coincidence.
God, you're so dramatic.
You're not staying for this girl?
- You know? - Not me.
Are you crazy? (sniffles)
Um, that's nice. Thanks, man.
I can't do this.
An urge to dip chips in frosting?
All right, I should get back to work, I, um...
I think I was waiting for you to get your emphysema together.
♪ ♪
She was figuring out her feelings.
♪ Yes, the math of love triangles ♪
This is a fight. All couples fight.
What? What did you see? It could be negative.
♪ Yes, smarts can help this "sitchywation" untangle ♪
the baby is the answer! A-plus!
you can do it, okay?
♪ Oh, no, professors, am I facing suspension? ♪
This was a great, fate-less, coincidental meeting
Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I mean, I've barely been sleeping or eating,
PAULA: My dreams might actually come true.
- it's always been Greg. - Hmm.
- You are exhausted. - (groans)
I haven't been a good friend to you in, like, months.
Okay.
I-I did that. No one will judge you.
It was such a mistake.
and I... pulled a few strings, and...
♪ That's astute ♪
It's not that. (laughs)
and it's about me and Greg.
It stipulates that my services
- But I'm in l... - You feel torn