Keith Hernandez

Who's this chucker?

You said, Nice game, pretty boy.

- A marble coffee table. - Is that a thick marble?

- There's no elevator? - No, it's a brownstone. Three floors.

I don't want to disturb you. I'm Keith Hernandez.

Is that a problem?

- Is there a box spring? - What's that?

Three inches thick. Got it in Italy.

The way I figure it, I've already been there.

- A box spring? - Yeah, there's a box spring.

We got two dressers and the bed.

- You remember. - And then you spit on us.

Who's this chucker?

Well, good night.

I tried to scream out, but it was too late.

- Hey, I didn't spit at you. - Yeah, right.

I live on the East Side.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Or maybe just get together for coffee. - Oh, that'd be great.

It shouldn't take too long. I'd say maybe, oh, four hours.

- No. Should I? - Yeah, yeah, you should...

And I just want to tell you what a big fan I am. I love your comedy.

...because I certainly remember you.

Are you performing in New York now?

...I was walking up the ramp. I was upset about the game.