Chandler Bing

Oh, God! Can open. Worms everywhere!

I've never been lower or wetter.

Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.

It wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while.

...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.

Your men will get scored on more times than your sister.

You licked and you put.

You used my toothbrush?

Don't you see how gross that is? It's like you using my toothbrush!

I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.

Put the foosball table in there.

I'll be fine. I'll just turn your...

- What? - I'm sorry.

I'll tell you what. I'll play you for it.

You should take this one.

Remember? Those kids couldn't even get theirs across the street.

I didn't think that was serious.

Why do you get to keep the table?

Thanks.

About how I never lived alone or anything?

What?

You know, I thought that was just a fight.

...bedroom into a game room.

Seriously.

Yeah, right.