Chandler Bing

...and my diamond shoes are too tight!"

No, Amish boy.

For a hotline, you're not so hot.

I never know how long to wait in this situation before you can talk.

Are you watching Star Trek?

Ross, listen. I got two words for you:

'Oh, look! ' cried Ned.

A lonely gray couch.

...built-in spreadsheet capabilities...

And the kingdom was his forever. The end!"

So Spock actually hugs his father?

Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500-megabyte hard drive...

And it was hot.

...and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

Oh, good. I was hoping that would come up.

What is that in the background?

I pressed that button, like, 100 times.

Rachel was there.

Pheebs, back me up. You believe in that karma crap, don't you?

I cannot believe Ross even made this list.

You could say that.

I'm the same way. Show me a bottle of wine. And I'm like, Wow, who am I?

Or we could keep doing this.

...and I can use different colors for each column.

All right.