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-Do I smell Pantene? -Do I smell--?

-Reversed? -Reversed?

I don't know the woman, but she sounds quite fetching.

But love is a spice with many tastes...

Oh, don't you, joke boy?

...Iike the half-soused, nightclub rabble...

We're getting vasectomies.

-I thought we were talking about me. -Right.

Jerry wouldn't know delicate if it bludgeoned him over the head.

-What? -What did you do to your hair?

...that lap up your inane "observations"?

One winsome tulip...

What are you doing here?

Well, ta-ta.

...I'm the only chance you've got.

Yes, forbidden love.

-Her name is Pam. -Pam.

I won't allow your love to go unrequited, not like mine.

It's a little short.

You Really Think You Can Manipulate that Beautiful Woman Like the Half-Soused Nightclub Rabble That Lap Up Your Inane “Observations “?"

I can tell...

Anyway, I don't need your help.

You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman...

It requires just as much manpower to deliver as their precious cards--

Steady. Wouldn't wanna lose your cool at a time like this.