Joey Tribbiani

Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff.

...crank it up a notch?

They're brother and sister?

Well, Talia Shire suddenly became available.

Chandler Bing, seven, Chandler Bing, zero.

Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?

And that's Wednesday. Ah!

And you. Well, you co-created Fireball.

No, uh-uh. You can have this back when the five pages are done, huh?

Do you remember which part of the wall is not spackle?

But I love you.

Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work.

She's a woman!

Okay. First of all, chasing the churro guy is not jogging.

Yeah, I think we said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts.

Hello. Chandler Bing.

You know, that same thing happened to me one time.

- What are you doing? - I reorganized the fridge, heh.

I don't have the discipline that it takes, you know. I can't do it.

No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets.

Two guys are hanging out." Ross?

Well, you're just gonna say no again, but...

- I paid for those tickets. - No, you didn't.

Hello, Mr. Bing.

It's been six months! It's not funny!