Joey Tribbiani

I call godfather.

Hey, listen, is it obvious I'm wearing six sweaters?

Dude, he's right there.

Well, I think... I think Ross knows about me and Monica.

Hey, hey, hey. I'm just talking here. He's the one doing your sister.

Thanks, I've been working out.

...and let these two love birds get back down to business.

...it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny, but a very real bat.

Well, Ross, we were worried about you, okay?

- Hey, everyone, this is Katie. - Hi.

Shh. The missus.

...when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?

But sometimes when you playfully punch me like that...

Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks, okay?

We didn't know how you were going to react.

She just kicked me.

Oh, and I was going to ask you to marry me...

She keeps punching me.

Okay. All right. Whew.

You better do something or I'm gonna walk out that door right now.

Mm-mm.

Joey has the nicest friends.

Hey. Hey, cute jacket.

- Hey, where are we going to lunch? - I was thinking maybe Chinese food.

It's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.