Dr. Ross Geller

Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

- I don't know if I'm hungry or horny. - Then stay out of my freezer.

No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.

- Just leave my aura alone, okay? - Fine, be murky.

I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry.

I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth..

I always knew he looked familiar, but..

I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well.

No, I don't want you to buy me a hat!

No, I don't. To hell with her. She left me!

Can I tell you what the answer is?

- Who wasn't invited to the wedding. - I hoped that wouldn't be an issue.

I just grabbed a spoon.

I had to get out of there, and I started wondering..

- The wine guy. - I didn't catch your name. Paul?

Although, Aruba. This time of year?

"To get you into bed."

"Why am I doing this," and "Who am I doing it for?"

If you don't want to be alone tonight..

- You guys. - You got screwed.

I JUST FEEL LIKE SOMEONE REACHED DOWN MY THROAT GRABBED MY SMALL INTESTINE, PULLED IT OUT MY MOUTH

You can see where he'd have trouble.

She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.

- What? I said - What? I said

I had a major crush on you.