Phoebe Buffay

My father is Chuck Mangione?

...then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house.

I came to fill your ice-cube tray.

It hasn't happened yet, but we're all very excited.

Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.

If you get five points, you get to make someone take off one item of clothing.

Come on! Take them off!

I wasn't talking about his karma.

- Best Friends Forever. - That's great!

What's with all this sand?

Bob said there might be flood damage.

What about that bike messenger you hit?

How about I keep my boxers on and give you a peek at the good stuff?

Otherwise, you're just mean.

And that's the truth.

I'll close my eyes and point to someone.

- Well, are any of those people here? - No.

- Where are you going? - She's out of town.

- Have you heard from him or seen him? - No, I'm sorry.

Okay. Look, I'll do something nice, okay?

Okay, look.

Maybe she just wanted to give him time...

So just tell me the truth.

This is Frank Buffay, and you were standing next to him!

...losing your mother that way.