Chandler Bing

No, it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.

The doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.

That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

There's a little child inside this man.

Crystal duck.

Let's see. Alvin, Simon, Theodore.... No.

Just a little extra air in my mouth.

Put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.

Hey, big Spender!

Pizza coupons.

What did you just say?

Cook meat.

It feels like a book, I think it's a book. And it's a book!

Men are here!

...and bought her that expensive crystal duck?

- Pardon? - Nothing.

- Who's this from? - From Ross.

Yes! He's watching a woman do this:

- He's in China! - The country.

Yes, another successful case for the love doctor.

Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane?

Thank you, God. This will bring us so much joy.

Is something going on with O.J.?

It's Small, It's Tiny It's petite. It's wee.

We're doing presents first.