Kruger

You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe-

All right. I'm going home.

How about George?

- What is this? - The Human Fund.

Yo, Kruger.

- Have you seen the pole? - No, he doesn't need to see the pole.

Not the feats of strength.

Who's gonna do the feats of strength?

- Vemonus? - Festivus, sir.

Oh, please. Somebody stop this.

You better have a damn good reason...

Oh, God.

If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake.

- Are you making all this up too? - Oh, no, sir.

...why you gave me a fake Christmas gift.

...telling me there's no such thing as the Human Fund.

- Twenty thousand dollars? - Made out to the Human Fund.

Yeah, you probably should.

But there isn't.

Have you seen the pole, Kruger?

Have you seen the pole, Kruger?

- Who's the suit? - Yo, Dad, this is my boss Mr. Kruger.

He's gonna see it.

They all seem the same to me, so, what's the difference?

There's a memo here from accounting...