Rachel Green

...who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?

I mean, Chandler's birthday's even before mine.

I actually feel like I could throw up.

Surprise.

And Kim totally took my opinions.

Tell me about it.

That's great. You are the best.

All right, fine. But I had to. I had to do it for my career.

...and get some fresh air.

What? My birthday is not for another month.

This is actually the smell of success.

So go on, get out of here. Go on. I don't want you breathing this stuff. Go on.

Well, if you started smoking again, you could have at least told me.

- I did not. - Yes, you did.

Okay, then. Okay.

- Look, look. - Surprise.

- Thanks. - No, I'm serious.

...but I just love this fabric. Sorry.

That's because I went down there and they were smoking.

I mean, yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and my fingers sort of smell.

You know, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes.

...and I'll just be up in my office breathing in my stupid clean air.

You know? And when Kim wants to promote one of us...

Oh, my God, you guys. This is so great. It's so unexpected.

It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisonous habit.