Dr. Ross Geller

Sex in his chair.

It's a totally different situation. It's apples and oranges.

What? What? What?

- Ring, damn it, ring. - Thanks.

- Doesn't that make me seem? - Desperate? Needy? Pathetic?

Give me a call when you get a chance.

They're crazy.

I don't know. You don't wanna mess with Cornnuts.

What...? What were you thinking?

"Heating device."

I just wanna clarify this. Are you outing Mr. Peanut?

You had what?

Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?

Does he look like he was told to shove anything?

It's orthodontists and lesbians I gotta go.

So how'd he take it?

What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.

And I told him not to, but he got me a bottle of Chanel.

"Oh, Danielle, I wasn't expecting the machine.

He wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy.

I mean, we had fun. Is there anything wrong with that?

Yes, it's working.

Then we went to Bendel's.

Oh, God.

It was just nice.