Dr. Ross Geller

What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap out of me.

You take your time.

Please, have a heart.

We think he was trying to spell out monkey.

He watches Jeopardy...

You've got to help me. My monkey swallowed a K.

Do you have a point?

We can go to Williamsburg.

...he touches himself when nobody's watching.

I just heave it downfield.

Is that what this is about?

I can't believe she's blowing me off.

I know I've gotta do something because the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.

...tonight.

Oh, look, he's waking up.

So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible?

See, I am so not ready to be a father.

Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?

No. Why?

You're gonna make a great dad.

Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay?

I'm on this field, and they hike me the baby.

Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield.

Hey, come on, you came through. You did what you had to do.

Only I know there's no way I'm not gonna get there in time.