Chandler Bing

Of course, I didn't enjoy any of that because Joanna's such a big, dull dud!

...mascara goop.

Multiple so many paper cuts.

Checking out the Chan Chan Man!

This is great. I'll give you a call. We should do it again!

My grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.

- That's just a lot of big talk. - I know.

Dug my action, did she?

such a big, dull dud

Is this what it's like to be you?

I have serious problems when it comes to women.

Well, they always called.

...dinner was great, and there's nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening.

Hey, my father's house does that.

I have issues with commitment, intimacy...

To her face?

More of a bathtub-type situation.

...all she's waiting for is for me to say I'll call her, and it just comes out.

No, that's the ghost for the attic.

And is this in case the house sneezes?

Not one that can pee on the roof.

She's really dull, and she gets this...

multiple, so many papercuts

That's what you say at the end of a date.

You do realize we don't keep the women's lingerie here in the office.