Chandler Bing

Oh, I do. It's Bob Saget.

Sometimes I hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant.

...as well as funny.

It's annoying, isn't it?

...I-got-boned-at-the- Museum-of-Natural-History mug.

Unless "Knights in White Satin" was sung by the Doody Blues.

I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.

So it's help for fat...

We could all sleep together, then one of us could get amnesia!

This is actually good...

So you are saying you are walking

...was Joseph Tribbiani's disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king."

...atomic element number 101, ends in "ium."

"The only thing worse than the mindless adolescent direction...

That is funny.

I had a mug full in this...

Yes, but did you see who she was dating?

I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.

But you guys came so close.

I mean, let's say I do make it, all right?

...but I guess I'm doing okay.

"The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction"

Anybody have one from a different paper?

Actually, I've got some of his stuff that he...

With Crule John.