Frank Costanza

It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus.

You're not gonna give away that Waterpik.

This is a place of business.

You never could compete with Lloyd Braun.

...the man on the tape tells me to say, "Serenity now."

The man on the tape wasn't specific.

He was crazy. His phone wasn't even hooked up.

When my blood pressure gets too high...

...brought Costanza and Son to the brink of bankruptcy.

He just liked ringing that bell.

Yes, I do. That's why I've got a secret weapon.

I didn't read his résumé.

I guess your mother was right.

I did a little reading and I realized it wasn't that far-fetched.

What is that?

So, what am I supposed to say?

That's why I've got a secret weapon.

- Will you put her to rest for me? - Oh, yeah.

- Your mother recommended him. - Yeah, of course she did.

with that girl from the bus

He's crazy. His guitar wasn't even hooked up

the man on the tape tells me to say "SEREnity NOW!"

I'm just trying this out. You are my guinea pig person I love this, so many (2 many applications in real life

This just fits so many situations -- if you know what I mean

It was called “challengers” with that girl from the desert.