Ashley Marin

I don't take sides.

Everything is just falling through the cracks.

I know that things are never black and white.

Right. Saturday.

- Hello? - Ashley. It's Byron Montgomery.

- Oh, hey. How are you? - Uh, I'm kind of screwed.

I owe you big time. All right, you're off the hook for carpool this week.

Honestly. I can do a pedicure.

You should call me. I'll walk you through the menu.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Barely warm it is. Ha.

But I forgot. They have parents.

Do you want an ice cube for that? We should use them before they melt.

- There you go. - Fantastic.

- But we'll figure out something. - Definitely.

And I spent the first half of the movie dodging a co-worker and his wife...

Oh, wait, I think it already went. "Transmission received."

Took me months before I went to see a movie alone.

It seemed like I was the only one there...

With myself. In the mirror. Ha.

You're welcome to come over if you need to use the fax.

It's at this Moroccan restaurant out by campus.

...who didn't have anyone to share popcorn with.

...and I promised I would take his team out afterwards.

You may also wanna bring your own jelly.