Alex Santiago

- What are you talking about? - I'm talking about Spencer.

You wanna get canned too?

Something the staff does to blow off steam.

- Why are you looking at me like that? - Like what?

Guess I'm just trying to figure this out.

...and you go along with whatever I say.

You gonna eat all that yourself?

I need to finish this.

People act like this.

Come on, move your melon balls, you're slowing me down.

When a club member's rude to us, we keep a running tab.

It's... It's nothing. It's stupid.

So are we still on for a do-over date?

I'll be laying in a puddle of my own waste.

Only if she's making melon balls without a hair-net. Suit her up.

No, don't. What is this?

Like I'd rather be making fruit kebabs than spending time with you.

You thought I was lying?

God, no. Don't look at that.

Your sister already did that.

Doesn't matter if you're queen bees or worker bees.

So I get to be the sous chef today.

- I'm wearing a silver strapless dress. - Can't wait to see you in it.

Only if I get to plan the night, start to finish...

- Who did this? - Not me. It's the bitch board.