Lucas Sinclair

First of all, it's a wrist rocket.

Man, these aren't real Nilla Wafers.

Just wait till we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral.

Do you eat kangaroos for breakfast?

- Don't be a pussy. Fireball him! - Cast Protection.

Fireball him!

When Will sees this, he's totally gonna blow his shit.

- Troglodytes? - Told ya. [Chuckling]

- Yeah, this is the monster killer! - [Mike laughs]

They pulled Will's body out of the water.

- It is almost here. - What is it?

But wake up, man! Wake the hell up!

[overlapping chatter]

and the wrist rocket.

- What is it? - It's the thessalhydra, I'm telling you.

and you present them to King Tristan.

- Like Michael Myers. - Exactly!

but did you ever stop to think that maybe she's the monster?

Who do you think would make more money in a freak show?

- Let me see your head. - Get off of me!

How much further?

- Theoretically. - Well...

- Upside down. - Exactly.

blind because you like that a girl's not grossed out by you.

We're... in... mourning.