Chandler Bing

Well, I gotta buy a vowel...

I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!

- Intrigued? - You're flinging, flanging right I am!

Aloof?

You didn't want to share your tomatoes. Tomatoes are very important to you.

...she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took all my tomatoes.

Chelsea.

If I'm staring down the barrel of a gun...

And I wasn't even that hungry.

We should take a trip.

I said, "So I'm not gonna lose her?"

I'll tell you, I do enjoy guilt...

Is it time for the good ice cream now?

...and it's just because I'm crazy about you...

I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours.

This ice cream tastes like crap, by the way.

And this alarm started going off in my head.

I wanted to apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.

Perhaps you'd like me to turn so you can bunny-bump against my back?

- Where is this party? - Here in Chelsea.

We should take a trip with your parents!

Hello, Janice? Hi.

Hello? Hi, Janice.

She said she'd call me.

Suddenly, we were this "couple."