Phoebe Buffay

I'm a really cool person.

I... I like pizza.

Well, it's pretty much the gist.

Wait, wait, wait. Puppies. Cute or ugly?

And I was living in a gremlin with a guy named Cindy, who talked to his hand.

P.S. Your mom lives in Montauk."

Oh, my new mom, who's a big fat abandoner.

...and then everyone started lying their asses off.

I... Shut up.

- Oh, so cute. - Oh!

...but you didn't even try.

Well, um, do you want to get something to eat?

JOEY: Monica joked that she wouldn't go out with a guy like Chandler.

Oh, and I invite all of you to count the colors in your bedroom.

- I don't even know how that would work. - Well, we...

"Goodbye, Phoebe and Ursula. I'll miss you.

But I'm still... I'm mad at you.

- I'm your mother. - Huh?

I can't believe you didn't tell me there was a suicide note.

You know what? You walked out on me, and I'm gonna do the same to you.

I'm not asking.

All right, stop it. Now you're just doing it to freak me out.

Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't...

Sweetie, what are you talking about?

You know her?