Chandler Bing

I'm gonna be a millionaire!

...and hit Richard from behind with a stick.

So you bumped into Richard. You grabbed a "bite."

Build up my upper body...

Okay, London, 1.

- I don't need luck. I've thought this through. - I see.

This is the worst thing that could happen.

I think we should see other people.

I'm not mad.

Ditch you? You were pregnant...

- Fine. - Happy anniversary!

Aw, now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.

I've tried to apologize.

I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.

So where's Monica? Did you guys make up?

- I guess it's a little better now. - Ha, ha.

...and I didn't wanna spoil our anniversary.

One year ago today, I was just your annoying friend Chandler.

Apparently there's a new policy of not sharing.

I didn't tell you because you'd get mad...

- Huh. - I got you a gift.

You haven't taken my calls for a week.

Again, I must go back to...

- Hey. - Don't come out here.

What?